21 8 / 2014
so my Waluigi headcanon creators
a new question posed this morning
what kinks, if any, do you think our adorable eggplant would be into
21 8 / 2014
"Oh I’m sorry, it’s my fault that the letter D looks like the helmet of a penis."
21 8 / 2014
I have to get up early tomorrow for work but I literally do not care because I’m tired now
20 8 / 2014
the only thing about that black dress is that because it’s so skin tight I have to make my stomach flatter before I really wear it out anyplace
20 8 / 2014
hey guys I’m going to work now but SEND ME MORE NSFW WALUIGI HEADCANONS FOR WHEN I GET DONE
IM HOME NOW AND WE NEED MORE NSFWALUIGI
20 8 / 2014
makronette said: NSFW Waluigi headcanons, I have a few things, I have a preference for medium/small penises so my headcanon is that he has a medium sized one about 6 inches, I can imagine him being somewhat submissive and a bit shy about taking a dominant role but will if he's comfortable enough, he enjoys having his ears played with (they are sensitive like the ferengi) along with his nipples, I'm sure I had more than that but my mind has gone blank :P
AHH these are good holy butts
I love the idea of his sensitive areas, especially his ears. I feel like he’d probably be insecure about his ears and his nose so to show them extra affection would probably get him either hot and bothered or really flustered lol. Flustered though I think would happen more with the chest area than with the ears…
And I love your thought about him being more submissive too. It kinda goes along with the conversation that happened yesterday, that he would be so used to getting rejected that anything in regards to sex/romance he wouldn’t feel comfortable taking the lead on, unless he’s at an absolute level of trust and comfort with the person… yeah lol
I think playing with his ears wouldn’t necessarily turn him on but he’d find it calming and enjoyable, like a kitty being pampered.
Yeah that sounds quite right, he’s not used to experiencing advances from others so probably goes in to a “wtf” state of mind for a while before becoming used to advances.
oh yeah, I didn’t think about the non-sexual part of the ear thing lmao. I think he’d like having his hair played with too, like in the non-sexual sense just having someone running their fingers through it and mussing it up… then in the sexual sense having it get pulled and having fingernails scratching on his scalp
he’d probably be stubborn too because of getting rejected so many times… not stubborn in the sense of “I’m not doing this” but in the sense of being apprehensive to open up and trust the person he’s with
Oh yes definitely the hair thing too, I really can imagine him being a big kitty and loves being pampered, only by people he trusts though anyone else would be a bug no.
Yeah that’s exactly how I headcanon him, you would really have to earn his trust to get anywhere with him, could be something that prevents him from having relationships too, you would have to be so super patient with him that most just give up.
Exactly! The fact that the majority of the people in the Mushroom Kingdom dislike him is enough to wear him thin, and because of that he refuses to place his trust in anyone for fear of showing any weaknesses and having them be used against him. Extreme patience from his partner wouldn’t be something he’d be used to, since most everyone probably would’ve given up on it before making any headway…
Oh yes definitely, that’s why he has a very showy personality.
"These people don’t like me, guess I’ll just be incredibly fabulous! Screw them!"
He would be incredibly confused by someone who has the patience to deal with him, I don’t think he’d understand how someone could actually like him, oh man confused Waluigi would be so damn adorable, if you tried hugging him he’d be like
The showy, ego driven personality is a front for his insecurities. He doesn’t want anyone to know how much being disliked bothers him, so he acts like he’s above everyone who doesn’t like him. When in reality all he wants is someone to genuinely care about him.
Oh yeah, he’d be completely dumbfounded at anyone really showing affection to him… someone goes to hug him and he just stands there completely stiff and Wario would have to come over and tell him to put his arms around the person giving him the hug XD
That’s what I meant yea, word derp >_<
He wants someone to love him but is afraid to let someone love him and to love others, poor fella :C
Wario giving Waluigi hugging tips is amazing, the whole thing with him going as stiff as a board when someone hugs him reminds me of the picture Phageous once drew
"What are you doing tiny person?"
THAT IS THE CUTEST ART
Wario would be the guy hiding in the bushes while Waluigi sat with his date on a bench and nudging him in the back to tell Waluigi to put his damn arm around her lol