February 2012
Why am I allowed to talk
Oh my god
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I ATE THE TWINKIE GUYS
IT WAS SO GOOD
Now I’m just sitting here with this Twinkie.
What do I do.
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before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower
when I'm in the shower: jesus christ this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot.
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“It’s very hard when someone doesn’t want to change, or if they want to change...”
– Dan Aykroyd on feeling guilty about Belushi’s death (via fydanaykroyd)
AND THAT WAS WHEN MY HEART SHATTERED.
Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
dust-stormy:
jammy-john:
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION, ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
AND AS I RAN I WOULD CLICK THE SMOKE MACHINE ON AND HAVE MY HAIR CASCADING BEHIND ME, AND WHEN WE FALL INTO EACH OTHERS ARMS, WE SHALL CHERISH THIS BEAUTIFUL MOMENT OF FINALLY BEING ABLE TO DO SO.
This is pretty much...
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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Also in that picture you can see the eyeliner all over my closet door.
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jigglytuffy asked: Dan Aykroyd was so hot in Blues Brothers and Trading Places. I think for me when he started to put on a little pounds, he wasn't as hot to me anymore. But really, SNL-1982, totally fucking bangable in every single way possible. Just had to get that off my chest. :P
Anonymous asked: Have you ever thought of posting a full body shot, head to toe? If so will you, or is that something you're staying clear of?
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